The Wishing Game

I took this out of my old alliance forum. Just a fun game to encourage using the forum.

Ok heres the rules. SABOTAGE SOMEONE'S WISH!!
all you have to do is ruin someone's wish anyway anyhow, and then make your own wish to let someone else sabotage it.


EXAMPLE:

billy said: i wish i had a pony

joe says: granted but its a one-legged pony and does nothing but bite on your couch all day.

i wish i had a corvette

billy says: granted, but its a 1945 corvette that has been in the ocean for more than 50 years.

i wish i had a million wishes.....

so on and so forth...etc.etc.


now here it goes

I wish I had a month of vacation

granted, but you still have to work.




I wish i had a billion bucks.

Granted. But you have to pay 45% federal taxes, 40% state taxes and 20% city taxes, therefore you owe the government 50 million, plus interest and penalties.

I wish my truck was paid off.

Well now this could be fun. Im in.
I wish i had a new car.

Gld2Slvr - Granted. They take the transmission out of your car to pay it off.

dozbones - Granted. You were given a new car, but only got 10 MPG and was known to break down faster than most other cars.

I wish I beat dozbones to 1k population on travian.

camomatt - Granted. But you then are cated down to 1 pop.

I wish i had X-ray vision.

Granted, but you find yourself always looking down at the thing dangling between your legs.

I wish there was a jack in the box only a block away from my house.

Granted, but its always closed.

I wish for some help with yard work.

Granted, but that "help" is a 5 year old boy who likes to do nothing but put things on fire.

I wish VarGu was the most powerful alliance on travian.

Now that a wish that we will have.

Granted but every member has to follow my orders.

I wish I could fly.

You can. You fly faster and higher than ever thought possible. Unfortunatelly, you land equally hard. There is a plaque for your memorial over the greasy spot at the bottom of your crater.

I wish I could be alone with my pistol and Osama Bin Laden.

Granted but you have no bullets.

I wish I could breath under water.

You get a special scuba pack that converts the oxygen in the water into breathable air. When you put it on, the weight of it pulls you to the bottom of the ocean, and you are stuck there forever.

I wish I had the life of a pampered pet.

granted but you are really fat and you can't even walk.




I wish i could teleport to any place i wanted to.

Granted but every time you do you lose a pice of your self till nothing is left.

I wish for a fishing boat.

Wish granted, but it's in your attic.

I wish for 1 square foot of ireland.

Granted, it's in the middle of a prison

I wish I was the next american idol

Granted but everyone who hears you sing dies.


I wish I could own Microsoft and Apple.

Granted! However the fee for teleportation is $350,000 and there is a six month waiting period to use the machine... which is located in Provo, Utah.

I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish.

Granted, but you regret it later on.

I wish someone would tell me how to unlock the three epic races from Need for Speed: Most Wanted Black Edition. (yes, I've been searching for the answer for at least a week)

Granted, but then your game freezes and your system burns out.

I wish my dog could talk when I ask her a question. Then stop when I get the answer.

granted but you cannot talk.


i wish i had infinite amount of gold on travian.

Granted... but everyone now does, and it is no longer an advantage.

I wish I had a girlfriend that could talk when I asked a question then stop when I get the answer!

Granted, it takes days to get an answer, every time.

I wish my dirtbike wasn't broken