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 A series I would like to see...

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Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: A series I would like to see...   Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:01 pm

> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car
> and
> 3 kids each for six weeks. <
> Each kid will play
> two sports
> and either take music
> or dance classes.
> There is no fast food.
> Each man must
> take care of his 3 kids;
> keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework,
> and complete science projects,
> cook, do laundry,
> and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
> with not enough money.
> In addition, each man
> will have to budget in money
> for groceries each week.
> Each man
> must remember the birthdays
> of all their friends and relatives,
> and send cards out
> on time--no Emailing.
> Each man must also
> take each child to a doctor's appointment,
> a dentist appointment
> and a haircut appointment.
> He must make
> one unscheduled and inconvenient
> visit per child
> to the A & E.
> He must also
> make biscuits or cakes
> for a social function.
> Each man will be responsible for
> decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside
> and keeping it presentable
> at all times.
> The men will only
> have access to television
> when the kids are asleep
> and all chores are done.
> The men must
> shave their legs,
> wear makeup daily,
> adorn himself with jewellery,
> wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
> keep fingernails polished
> and eyebrows groomed.
> During one of the six weeks,
> the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back
> aches,
> and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
> complain or
> slow down from other duties.
> They must attend
> weekly school meetings,
> church, and find time
> at least once to spend the afternoon
> at the park or a similar setting.
> They will need to
> read a book to the kids
> each night and in the morning,
> feed them, dress them,
> brush their teeth and
> comb their hair by 8:00 am.
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
> father will be
> required to know all of the following information:
> each child's birthday,
> height, weight,
> shoe size, clothes size
> and doctor's name.
> Also the child's weight at birth,
> length, time of birth,
> and length of labour,
> each child's favourite colour,
> middle name,
> favourite snack,
> favourite song,
> favourite drink,
> favourite toy,
> biggest fear and
> what they want to be when they grow up.
> The kids vote them off the island
> based on performance.
> The last man wins only if...
> he still has enough energy
> to be intimate with his spouse
> at a moment's notice.
> If the last man does win,
> he can play the game over and over
> and over again for the next 18-25 years
> eventually earning the right
> To be called Mum!
> After you get done laughing,
> send this to as many females as you
> think will get a laugh out of it and
> as many men as you think can
> handle it!
> Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to
> bed.
> **************Nothing says I love you like flowers! Find a
> florist near you
> now.

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PostSubject: Re: A series I would like to see...   Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:14 am

lol, after the first round should also include a part time job and family pet to look after as well random appliace brake downs and trip to the emergancy room. Every day they should also have a spouce that comes in and flops in a chair and say "man I'm bushed what's for dinner". Hitting the spouce either directly or with objects disqualifes you, and your booted from the island.

Children should also be trying at times to see how the parent will react. I suggest flinging blocks into the overhead fan and see if they will brake the windows when the fan flings them out.
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